unamusedsloth:

Porkour

unamusedsloth:

Porkour

(via krispymeme)

(via human)

-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

(via sniffing)

imsoshive:

Low budget R&B videos be like …

(via jadethemerman)

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

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neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

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asker

Anonymous asked: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

lawebloca:

Are you having a bad day?

( Via: seganski )

lawebloca:

Are you having a bad day?

( Via: seganski )

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

(via thehilariousblog)

me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL