• You: u smell so good!!! What are you wearing?
  • Me: beef
gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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buttpoems:

it’s called street smarts

buttpoems:

it’s called street smarts

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dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

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dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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(via jjals)

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internetsafetyname:

Do you guys ever have those poops where the only way you can approach it is to start by taking off all of your clothes

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